Split Movie Review

Building on the M. Night Shyamalan cinematic universe, Split introduces us to Kevin Wendell Crumb. He suffers from DID, but not just the movie style multiple personality silliness. This is going into the realm of superhumans, so when James (blog post) McAvoy jumps from personality to personality and goes on and on about "the beast" and how it wil

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Assassins Movie Review

The Summer of Sylvester Stallone continues with Assassins, a 1995 film about.. oh yeah. Well, it also stars Antonio Banderas as the character you will enjoy watching. Sadly, (blog post) he's the "bad guy." It's almost science fiction movies like the (blog post) filmmakers thought entertainment was to be avoided...Source: Assassins Movie Review -

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Death Race 2 Movie Review

The reboot of Death Race did so good, where do you go from there? Well if you like money you make a sequel! Except Jensen Ames is (blog post) free and Jason Statham is expensive.. so you make a prequel, without said character! Just get another grizzled bald guy, no one'll (blog post) tell the difference.Source: Death Race 2 Movie Review - Decker

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Was Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) crap?

Jurassic World: Dominion is one of the most depressing images I've seen this year and I've seen plenty of bad films as a film critic. The third movie of the Jurassic World trilogy and the sixth film in the Jurassic Park series as a total failed to live up to the hype surrounding it. It was obvious that from the start the film would not impress.

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Decker Shado - Monster Island (2019)

The mockbuster Monster Island 2019, released by The Asylum around the same period as Godzilla King of the Monsters is about an Island called Monster Island. Here a monster can be found, who could then become the Monster Island. Because this movie is about an asylum, the budget is roughly equivalent to a big kid's dinner. The film uses (Mon

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